70mm of Rain in One Day: Scientists Say This Changes Everything (Again)
WITSAND — Residents of Witsand awoke this week to the alarming realization that it had rained, in what experts and attentive WhatsApp observers are calling further proof that climate change continues to affect weather in ways that closely resemble weather.
The Witsand Observer Launches, Restoring Truth to a Town That Briefly Misplaced It
WITSAND — After decades of dangerous informational pluralism, the town of Witsand this week celebrated the launch of The Witsand Observer, a long-awaited newspaper that promises to restore the single, unified truth residents have been quietly missing, whether they realised it or not.